I Just wish the Dope Head Bike Racers Would Confess...

But who say he should confess- that is...

IS Floyd Landis a dope head bike racer...?

The facts are these:

1. He tested positive for "synthetic testosterone in his urine, in addition to a high ratio of testosterone to epitestosterone."

2.They tested this testosterone in his First (A) and second (B) sample.

3. His team Phonak had "ten riders fail drug tests in the last seven years."

4. He claims he has a naturally high level of testosterone.

5. He had beer and whiskey after he did poorly in the tour and some say this will give strange test results.

6. He has made very subtle and indirect accusations that the French and the testers were out to get him.

7. He may just be faster than me on the bike, perhaps even in raw power sprints...

Right well with these facts in mind I hereby declare him... Well ok let us first examine the possibilities...

1. The French and the official laboratories have somehow bound together to switch and or doctor his urine samples to give a positive for drugs.

Unlikely as this would require the ultimate cover up and involve numerous people who would have their medical professions destroyed by such falsification. Further, the amount of people to involve in this web would almost overweight and break it to the crushing truth eventually.

3. He is a complete idiot and someone somehow laced his drink and or shot him up with the drugs without his knowledge.

I think this would be hard to do without his knowing- and I think he'd feel it if someone stuck a needle in him. You assume he'd question his doctors and trainers on what pills or shots they were giving him.

4. He is honest and his body is very strange- the beer made it seem he had taken a synthetic testosterone too.

Not sure on this... I rather doubt it... but I am not a Master of Science ether.

5. He is a CHEATER a BOLD FACED LIAR and a DOPE HEAD RACER who will NOT CONFESS to his DRUG USE !!!

Mmmmm well God knows the answer on this one- I can only judge from on high as my fat self slowly crushes the chair I sit upon.



http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/16/sports/othersports/16cycling.html?_r=1&n=Top%2fReference%2fTimes%20Topics%2fPeople%2fL%2fLandis%2c%20Floyd&oref=slogin